Mm, ooh, oh, heh. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Wait for me! Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. Nice goin; Toulouse. [Shrieking] What's going on?! Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents it's all-new 37th animated motion picture. South Park - The Aristocrats Joke. Berlioz:[offscreen]He's sure glad to see us. Duchess: Thomas, this is Ameliaand Abigail Gabble. Amelia: It's scandalous. [Chuckling][Giggling, Groaning]Mm-mm. [Grunting]Lafayette! And he says, "The Osbournes.". Oh, l, I mean,even little Marie. Did you haveany luck at all? You knowthe kids are bushed. Duchess: (offscreen)Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley. In the middle part of the joke, the family's act is described in obscene detail; it involves increasingly offensive and disgusting acts. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. Get-- Get washed downa storm drain. Judy Gold: People can get up on stage if they want to, you know, finger my niece or touch my nephew's penis. This article is about the offensive joke known as "The Aristocrats". Splendid! Have you seen Gallagher? Mark Elliott: "Aladdin" showed you an entire new world. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:That's exactlywhat they are, Georges. Billy Bunny: [sings] That is what we really do so, yow! Andy Richter: Then I move my wiener back and forth, until stuff shoots out. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. And then my daughter comes on stage. That'll be turning it on. John Leader: He created a motion picture based on a story that held a special place in his heart. You guys wanna hear a funny joke my Grandpa told me? Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. Oh, please! Good evening, Duchess. He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. The Aristocats! And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin', Learn More About The New Episode - Japanese Toilets. Now I'll never get my hat Plan B. Napoleon: Ooh, whoo, heh. The mother starts taking her blouse off. Right? Thank goodnessit was only a dream. [offscreen]Huh, and those kids. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. I simplywish to have the cats inherit first. For the aristocrats, the wholesome tv dad dreamt up one of the most depraved setups ever for one killer punchline. 4:04. [O'Malley pounces. Ooh! Duchess: Perhaps! Alright? Poppycock, man! And that was my vacation. O'Malley: So I got a few to spare. I'll be gone. [Huffing]. Abigail: Mr. O'Malley, I think youshould be the rear end. The scene is stomach-churning, and thats the point. Bakin' Bacon with Macon That seems to make the whole joke. Brian Cummings: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". As the butler pushes the trunk toward the door, O'Malley pushes from the other side. You know, they make the morningradiant and light. [The movie logo appears one last time] "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". Penn Jillette: What do you call an act like that? Gilbert Gottfried: A lot of you are probably saying "Wait, wait, wait. And for goodness sakes,do be careful! Berlioz: Oh, boy! That is not kind of you. Thomas is, a dear friend of ours. Oh, I meanyour pad. I'm the one that sayswhen we go. Oops! And this time, ha,you'll never come back. [Screen fades from black, showing some of the locations from the film]. The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time Duchess: So, why won't you join us,Monsieur Roquefort? Georges Hautecourt: You haven't got an extra foot,have you, Edgar? Clopin: Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower lives the mysterious bell ringer. Napoleon: Wait a minute. Mark Elliott: The "Toy Story: Animated Storybook" and "Toy Story: The Video Game", from Disney Interactive! Berlioz: [Yelps, Needle Scratching,Music Slows]. A family walks in to Something smells awfully good. I'll think of a way. Napoleon: Hush your mouth! Amelia: What beautiful countryside,Abigail. Mark Elliott: He lived a solitary life behind stone walls. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, Edgar, they're back! First,to make the magic begin,you wiggleyour noseand tickleyour chin. Kyle?! Sounds like a gangof swinging hep cats. [after Wendy Liebman describes a normal family act]. That was something. I'll show you a little bit later. "Roquefort". O'Malley! Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? [Hiccupping]Look. Don't get sore at me! Backtrack a little. I'm the leader! You didn't say anything about blood." Your father is trapped within their world. Duchess: Le Petit Cafe? Buzz Lightyear: [Presses the red circle button again and closes his wings] Thank you. The- this family walks into a talent agency. I'm not at home at all. Which pets are knownto never show their claws? Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. He bit my finger! The Muppets are hitting the high seas Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents from Jim Henson Productions Mark Elliott: And the rowdiest crew ever. Abigail: Gracious me. Ooh, ooh, ooh! O'Malley:But-- But your owner is--Well, she's justanother human. This is reallynot lady like. Everythingyou possess? I just thought of that and that's unbelievable. As I'm singing, "What'll I Have That I Don't Mario Cantone: Where'd that note go? Boy: We drive and drive and drive some more. And we were all ridingand bouncing along--. Born in April of 1811, he was the In its most-basic form, a family goes to see a talent agent, performs their actwhich is comprised of disgusting depravityand once they finish, Ooh! Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. Web. Toulouse. Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! Only for those aged 17 and older. Roquefort:B-But honest, guys! O'Malley runs and Edgar chases him. A slip of the handand it's off to dreamland. Bob Saget: Can I get a copy of this? [offscreen]Berlioz, here we are. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. I'll take careof you later. Sir? Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about. Berlioz: Come on, " Rodeford." Are you all right? And whatmight your name be? He says, "What do you do?" Roquefort:You're darn tootin'I'm on the level! Girls! Frollo: [To Phoebus, unimpressed] Look at that disgusting display. Roquefort: Oh, it's a sad dayfor all of us. You have Yes. Shall we keep himin the family? [offscreen]I've learned to live with 'em. Mark Elliott: But a band of notorious thieves. Robbers! Georges Hautecourt: And how we celebrated your success! How could I forget him? Jon Stewart: Um Yeah, I think it's best if we don't break it down. We must both lookour best for Georges when he gets here. Gee, I'm cold and I'm w-wet. They're gone! The film was created by penn jillette with paul provenza and was released in 2005. Duchess:[offscreen]His name is O'Malley. Lafayette: Napoleon, I'm plumbgoose-pimply scared! And aristocatic flair in whatthey do and what they say. Marie: And Marie. Hold on! Splendid, madame! Prev Nothin'. You're too much. Roquefort: I've got to find him. She loves us very much. Thank goodness you're safe! Duches: [offscreen]Berlioz, now don't be rude. Yeah. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Just in time now! Hello, kittens. Kittens, come along! I simply wantto make my will. They're the startof my new foundation. - The "Aristocrats." Now, this isno time for fun and games. Roquefort: Not a sign of them, Frou-Frou,and I've searched all night. Buzz's suit glows a bright green light]. Bruce Vilanch: I am catching the ping-pong balls and I'm catching them in my ass. Duchess: Now, now, Thomas. Well if a guy is fist f***ing his daughter, who's young, and her a**hole is pretty small, and this is a grown man with a big hand. Roquefort:Don't worry about me! 17:03. O'Malley: [sighs] Duchess, there's something I need to ask you. Comics Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette are in the fall-over-laughing camp. [Snarling, Hissing, Spitting ]. So the piano player starts to play. Thief #1: [sings] Have lots of grubs to share! They start going down on each other all different kinds of combinations, there's 69, there's 29, cause the kids are young, there's 9. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! Duchess: Marie, darling. Obviously a philanderer who trifleswith unsuspecting women's hearts. [Screen fades to reveal more clips] Aladdin and Jasmine's dreams are eventually coming true. It doesn't matter what it's called! Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] and I push it into her unwilling anus. This is a family who are raping their own children, and performing bestiality! The Aristocrats Joke Script. Amelia: Uncle Waldo. O'Malley: [Gasping]Alrighty, whatever. Stupid cat! O'Malley: No, no, no, baby. Scat Cat: [to the others]I don't dig him. Everyone can have nightmares sometimes. Hallelujah! Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. Otto Peterson: [talking through his ventriloquist's dummy] Have you ever noticed that when you kick your girlfriend in the C*NT she calls the cops? The projectile sh*t is just flying out of him it's going all over the room it's like spin art. Whoo-whoo! In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. He tries to shut it, but the alley cats attack]. Let's hurry. I-l mean, eat--Eat well, of course. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Duchess:No, not at all. We can bring in people from the past, because we can do that now you know they got those commercials with Humphrey Bogart and all that other bullshit. [sings] A guy so swell. O'Malley: Duchess, If I can live with you, will you marry me? O'Malley: Hey, Scat Cat, dude! Oh, they'll need help. Billy Boss: So? Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor. And he's like, "It's not a f***in' prop act, is it?". They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me? Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. Duchess! Scratch one butler. Duchess: Oh, ho, ho,you are charming! Ooh! They'll be gone. "The Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era. Coming! And poor Madamedidn't sleep a wink either. Then, presto! O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. And I'm not a man either. Marie:Mama! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Now, tut-tut, Edgar. Clickety. Uncle Waldo: [Mumbling,Sighing &Hiccupping]. Girl: And then the raccoons ate our food and they all had poison ivy. T. Sean Shannon: Three women of color, they go into this agent's office. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. I never would have guessed. Roquefort: Mm. All thoselittle kittens of yours, Duchess. Tsk! [ Sighing ]Gee, I'm gonna miss them too. Being British, I wouldhave preferred sherry. Amelia: And he's going about itall the wrong way. Duchess:Very good, darling. [Whispering]Can you keep a secret? Toulouse: Why didn't I answer? I-l mean-- Well,I don't mean to interrupt. ", George Carlin: The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly and hits me with a hammer. It's about that big Bob Saget: I believe that's Shandling's joke. WebThe Aristocrats, a documentary by magician/comic Penn Gillette and comedian Paul Provenza, follows the genesis of "the filthiest joke ever told." My complimentsto the chef. Yeah. The Aristocrats- Not Telling The Joke. While Madame and Georges are asleep. Lafayette: I still say it wasa little old cricket bug. Although the talent agent initially brushes them off as too 'cutesy', he is eventually persuaded to allow them to show him their act. Merrill Markoe: They have sex in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses. You don't know whether to sh*t or puke in this room. For other uses, see, "Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes", "Diving Deep Into the Dirtiest Joke Ever in 'The Aristocrats', "After a 9/11 Joke Bombed, Gilbert Gottfried Told the Dirtiest Joke in Comedy", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Aristocrats&oldid=1135068379, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 22 January 2023, at 12:47. Now what's the hang-up,your ladyship? And when we get to Paris,I'll show you the time of your life. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Come along, Duchess. They show aristocatic bearing. [offscreen]Any womanwould like it. Duchess: Well, it is most importantthat we get back to Paris where we lived. Georges Hautecourt: Am I going too fast for you, Edgar? But it's really nice to have introductions. Milkman:Sapristi! Duchess:I'll never forget you,Thomas O'Malley. . Thieves! I heard them! Duchess:Oh, thank you so muchfor offering us your home. Roquefort: Duchess, kittens, gone? Because the objective of the joke is its transgressive content, it is most often told privately,[5] such as by comedians to other comedians. Watch your mouth. Duchess: Now, Berlioz. Roquefort: Oh, thank you. A very enthusiastic--. Doug stanhope's variation of the aristocrats joke. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. [Roquefort runs to the trunk and works on the combination lock. Every member of the family, including the dog, violates one another orally, digitally, and genitally. Napoleon: Wha-Wha--What's goin' on? Why? Uh-oh. And, Berlioz,well, such behaviouris most unbecomingto a lovely gentleman. Rita Rudner: Where did these people find employment? Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette. And I always throw in that. Toulouse: Gee whiz! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: You're a shamelessflatterer, Georges. the father shakes his head, no, no. BAM THEM WITH AS POLITE A Marie: Come on, guys, lets all start meowing. Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]Come on, Edgar. In the South Park version, Cartman tells the other boys the joke his grandfather told him while at the school bus stop. I mean it's surprising they haven't that they're not all in jail! It says here. Just we two. Oh, are you all right? A talent agent is sitting in his office, Gottfried says. These pesky pets of mine will never come back. [offscreen]Hey! Oh, sorry, my dear. Duchess: Oh! What do you think? Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video invites you back into the world where toys come to life. O'Malley: Uh-huh, yeah. Hold on. O'Malley: How tough! All of them dollars. WebComedians don't tell jokes. Berlioz: Just a nickname I gave you, "Roque-fort"? And then he followed it by singing some holiday songs., When one of the films directors (Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza) ask him if he has any parting words, Gottfried says, I just want to end by saying education and family values are very important.. Waldo's our uncle. Alright? The 2005 film The Aristocrats documented the history of the joke, which was so filthy that comedians traditionally told it backstage at clubs rather than in the spotlight. I can't wait. They're too cutesy." Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Why, there are a millionreasons why I should! Stop! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, come now, Georges. Uncle Waldo: [Laughter]Now, now, now, now. I'm gonna call it The Aristocrats. Napoleon:Wait a minute. If I said "magic carpet," okay? Roquefort:Hey, wait for me! Andy Richter: And the man says "The Aristocrats" [long pause] and did I mention that two of the men are probably Jews? Duchess: [offscreen] It's time to practiceyour scales and your arpeggios. Napoleon: No, no. This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Napoleon: Right there, man. Neighborhood! You know, this isthe low-rent district, remember? Please,you must stop that. Billy: After I went to a haunted mansion, I traveled into the future, and hung out with famous movie stars, and then I was attacked by aliens, got caught in a tidal wave and went all the road to China! Short no. Amelia: And by the way, when we get to Paris,you must meet Uncle Waldo. You should pronounce my name correctly. Kittens? The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. Why, I'll, I'll eatmy hat if they-- My hat! Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Come on. Don't worry. Lafayette: I'll see ya in the morning,Napoleon. (The gargoyles burst their heads out from three sides of a window). sporkythespaz. Oh, and, Edgar, I'm expectingmy attorney, Georges Hautecourt. Roquefort:[ Panting ] Mr.O'Malley, I've heard your name. Edgar Balthazar: Alright: The coast is clear. Multiplied by nine times. Kittens! Uncle Waldo: Dreadful! Frollo: [Turns Quasimodo to him] You don't know what it's like out there. Now think "goose.". But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" Butler did it. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. Roquefort: Oh, please! ". Where are you? [The claw grabs an alien and drops him down the hole, but we cut to Buzz Lightyear dancing past the Christmas tree] And plenty of surprises to discover. [Woody and Buzz sword fight with car wash brushes, then at the next mouse click, Woody climbs up a gas tank and tries to body hit Buzz, but Buzz misses him] There are mind-challenging activities. Napoleon: 'Cause I outrank you,that's why. Frogs: [singing] Needeep, croak, ribbit, croak, needeep. [offscreen]His eyes are too close together. Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? The father bends the kid over the guy's desk and starts taking him from behind, which isn't right. [Laughing]You're making it very difficult. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Now don't panic. They're in the trunk! My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80! I've never seen you three here before. Quick, kittens! The more,the merrier. O'Malley: [Gasping] Help? Good heavens! In the 2005 documentary the aristocrats, bob saget stole the show with a wildly inappropriate take on a classic joke. Napoleon: What was that? It's from Carmen,isn't it? Edgar Balthazar: Great. The Aristocrats. Big Man O'Malleyis back in his alley. Marie:[offscreen]Mama, may we watch Toulouse paintbefore we startour music lesson? Roquefort: [Whispering]So he's the cat-napper! Oh, what a horrible,horrible human! It's a totally different show. Napoleon: Ow, that's me! And the talent agent says, What do you call yourselves? And the father sticks his chest out and goes, The Aristocrats. [onscreen]Heave-ho! The family jumps. [offscreen]Any last words? Now, please, darling, settle down,and play meyour pretty little song. But he had a bed in it, like a couch that he called "Uncle Joe's Bed for Little People", because a couch is like a bed for little people, y'know Joe Franklin raped me. O'Malley: [Chuckles]Now that's quite a family. Hey, now the squeakin'has stopped. I'll get flat feet. Mark Elliott: Coming to video. Someday, we might meeta tough alley cat. WebThe Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Get her! Phoebus: She's very lucky to have a friend like you. It's creme de la cremeala Edgar. The film was created by Penn Jillette with Paul Provenza and was released in 2005. Roquefort: Ahem! Very good. Abigail: Oh, how horribly nice! I wouldlike to see your pad,and meet your friend Scat Cat. Kittens! Come on, guys. So theyre covered with piss and shit and blood and come and sweat, ooh, that sweat. 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