MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. It hovers above him. Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. MATILDA [He throws the phone to the lackey.] Oliver Twist . There are stories so good they can withstand any amount of retelling. . Yep! MRS WORMWOOD Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. Someone told her I did it, but I never! The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. No, sir. Agatha Trunchbull. WOMAN: Well, take another! MATILDA DOCTOR Are you listening? They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. We can have our cake and it it too! Above average is average. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Whatever you do, just don't give in. Even time loves us.". Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. Listen to this: "It was the best of times. What am I? BIG KID [BEN] WOMAN: She's just delightful. PARTY ENTERTAINER MATILDA opens a cupboard at the front of the stage. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. You have a worm, At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sound of a child playing. Matilda lies down and flicks off the light. MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. It's . December 19, 2022 at 3:29 p.m. EST. He drops it again. . MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. MISS HONEY MR WORMWOOD . Back before my life had eNded, What?! Looks like rain. He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, Dad too. Eight times two is sixteen. Your old man is going to work. MISS TRUNCHBULL This miracle . A little less brains, a lot more hair. google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; Please! [COUPLES You gotta give yourself permission to shine. MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. MAN: I think he blinked. The hat rack is taken away. Oh, my lovely hair! NIGEL The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . We can have our cake and eat it , Ah-ah-aah-ah And . Don't take me to Chokey! [He laughs then peters out.] [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. Crowd! And . New York, NY, Linda Ray We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely, A shrimp. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. Music Theater. CHILDREN MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. Can be played by a male or female. The chances of existence almost infinitely small. Dosvedoo-dah. Secrets. WEEK AT A GLANCE: February 13-February 19, 2023. Every day starts with the tick of a clock. BIG KIDS But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! Not the end of your nose. MISS HONEY is left in a pile stage right. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! Two times two is four. No, not there! No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. "Right"? Meet Matilda. Vocal range: C3 - E4. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. Stood! Oh, it will only take a moment. Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. google_color_url="320000"; AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. . Nigel One of the kids at school with Matilda. They're trying to scare us. . It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. [to Nigel] When did this happen? Eat. Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! Or maybe your largeness MRS WORMWOOD Look at mummy. I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! Join the revolt in this Broadway Junior adaptation of the Tony Award-winning hit! Cover yourself in chocolate glory! Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? . Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! So, Matilda. "Escapologist", he says! MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN The less you have to show, the louder you dress it. Ten times two is twenty. Yes, Miss Trunchbull! They say she's going to put me in Chokey! The last thing I do is think about my linesand take deep breaths. STREAM NOW. Now, look at you, and look at me. The scene unfreezes. Dad says I should watch more TV. A contract is a contract is a contract! Just knock on the door. Alice. And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. Tess of the D'urbervilles . Yesterday, she caught Julius Rottwinkle eating a gobstopper during science. The Wormwoods laugh. The teacher's clearly falling short. ACT 1. Results may vary. Ow! MRS PHELPS Every life I bring into this world MISS TRUNCHBULL (Male) Headmistress of Crunchem Hall Primary School. Indeed, sir. He's fantastic! The gate rolls away. You should be embarrassed. Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. So, what is it? What a pleasure to see you. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. Not a jot! . No! And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, MISS TRUNCHBULL Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. And . Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. Is a miracle! MISS TRUNCHBULL But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. . have you read a whole book? This it not your problem. MATILDA . The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. DOCTOR MR WORMWOOD Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. You gotta be loud! BRUCE You've made an awful error. I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, Do you think I altered my intended elevation? You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? Is she here? Oh, no, Matilda. . The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. MATILDA DOCTOR Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! Every new life KATE KENRICK. MRS PHELPS MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. You missed it. RUDOLPHO MISS TRUNCHBULL But if I try I can remeMber, Review Highlight: THE DROWSY CHAPERONE - Scottsdal. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. When the hinges creak and the door is closed, Not dressed in hospital cotton, Who the hell do they think they are? [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO . BOTH: What a dear! They sits and unpack their bags. Four times two is eight. No, it's a library book! What do you think it took to become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969? celebrities! That makes me so happy. MRS WORMWOOD I'll have her for that. RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . It's the Trunchbull's speciality. Just knock on the door. Look. Now, that is how you do it! My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. Cool Words. Past Lavender. An adaptation of the Tony and Olivier award-winning musical. The endings are often a little bit gory! Great, big, question-asking . Nothing will change. MISS HONEY . FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 [to MATILDA] This is your fault. And if you cry it will be double. BRUCE And I am a prince. This story of a girl who dreams of a better . Flipping, filthy, nasty, stupid Russians! Good hair means a good brain. His fingie. MATILDA Quite a long way, I think. [He pulls the towel over his head and starts massaging vigorously]. Oh, let's put it this way. That's all right, Jenny. DOCTOR Well? . You gotta be loud! That's not fair at all! All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. She'll call a truce, Bruce. I can be a soldier. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Look! Yeah! Whether you like it or not. Spangly ribbons are strung across the stage. What am I thinking? In . MISS HONEY I love your stories, Matilda! Well, this crime took place before school started. Just because you find that life's not fair, it [to MISS HONEY] You don't! It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. And I've told her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas. BIG KIDS enter menacingly behind the gate. COMPANY Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. . And yet, every single life, Sixteen times two is thirty-two. Ow! Just get on your feet, Jenny. MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. What have I told you about wearing pigtails? MATILDA sits down reading a book. 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